UPDATE: Woohoo, I made the first boat!On Wednesday evening, I competed in the Queens Ergs competition for novice rowers. It's called Queens Ergs because it's held at
Queens College and 'Ergs' because that's the short/affectionate/dreaded abbreviation of 'ergometer,' an
indoor rowing machine. Each college enters as many 8-man teams as they can. Most colleges tend to have two teams, though some of the big ones have four, five or even six (like St Johns). I was on the 2nd team for Catz, which I was at first peeved about, but later decided wasn't that big of a deal. I didn't have much time to even think about it because I was too preoccupied trying to focus on the task at hand -- completing a 500 meter sprint as fast as I possibly could. That's no small feat. We were told that girls are supposed to have a time of around 2 minutes and guys 1 minute 50 seconds or better. My fastest time heretofore had been 1 minute 44 seconds and it'd been extremely demanding. I would do even better this time... but I didn't know it yet.
The event itself was absolutely electric. Amidst a throng of people outside, we warmed up, in the cold, doing some stretches and quick sprints to get the muscles loose and blood flowing. We filed in, one by one, to a deafening gym filled with 12 other 8-man teams, scores of cheering spectators on the gym's second level balcony and a tuxedo sporting MC. A DJ provided tunes - ranging from Chariots of Fire to Alien Ant Farm's "Smooth Criminal" cover to popular techno songs. I'm not sure that I've ever felt as "fired up" as I did then. All the teams got in position, our first rower's feet were strapped in and our two coaches knelt next to him, holding his feet down and speaking encouragingly. They'd soon be shouting.
The MC pulled out an airhorn and let it roar -- and the room exploded in a flurry of motion as rowers began straining furiously to row faster than they'd ever been before. The 7 other members of our team yelled support and the coaches shouted at the current rower to row faster, ROW FASTER, I WANT TO SEE YOUR SPLIT TIME (the 500 meter time indicated on an electronic screen in front of the rower) GO DOWN, MAKE IT GO DOWN NOW DAMMIT! It was intense. Very, very intense.
As soon as the first rower's 500 meters were up, the coaches unbuckled his feet and slid him off the seat while buckling in the feet of the second rower. We only had 12 to 15 seconds between each rower, so a quick swap was essential. The first rower tried to limp away. He didn't make it very far before collapsing to his feet. We patted him on the back, but he could barely speak. Whoa.
One by one, my teammates finished their 500 meters. I was the seventh rower, second to last. I was psyched. I'd looked around for paramedics earlier because I thought I might have a heart attack. I didn't see any but figured a hospital would be close by, so I didn't worry too much. (Seriously, don't laugh!) As Rob, the rower in front of me finished, I hurriedly moved to the seat while the coaches buckled in my feet and patted me on the back encouragingly. They sounded pretty composed, until the clock counted down... :03, :02, :01, :00. GO! ROW NOW! FASTER! Whoa.
I remember seeing 1:25 on the screen for the first 30 seconds or so -- a very impressive time, but one I wasn't quite able to sustain for long. I was rowing so hard, absolutely straining with all my might, that the end of the machine was popping up and one of the coaches had to stretch to hold it down while keeping my foot secure. Despite my intense focus and determination, the time inched up. 1:30. Crap. 1:35. Oh no. 1:40. With each stroke, I felt like I had less and less strength. 150 meters to go. I couldn't believe time was moving so slowly. The music faded away and I could only hear fragments of phrases from the screaming coaches. I literally felt disembodied for a bit. I don't mean that I 'floated above and saw my own body' or any nonsense like that. I felt extremely detached from the entire experience, removed, as if I was no longer the person rowing, but I happened to be inhabiting the same spot. It was an odd feeling, for sure.
The meters slowly trickled down and I gladly watched as the coaches unbuckled my feet and prodded me out of the way while they strapped in the final rower. I glanced at my time -- 1:37.2. Not quite the 1:35 that I wanted, but I was pleased. I had the fastest time on my boat, our team placed 8th out of 31 teams and I placed 27th individually out of 248. Not bad!
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I staggered to the wall and tried to lean against it but my legs couldn't support my weight, so I slumped down, chest still heaving. It took a couple minutes before I was able to even walk. On our way out of the gym, the music still echoing in my years, I spotted a pair of paramedics with an automatic defibrillator. Whew. My adrenaline was still pumping hours later and I couldn't fall asleep until 1:30am.
Here's a generic picture I snagged from someone else... there should be more coming soon! This one doesn't really do the event justice, I think it's taken from the girls' event. During the mens' event there were at least 140 people on the gym floor and another 80 or more on the balcony, screaming and waving college scarves.